Friday, February 4, 2011

Feb. 4

Since I cannot discern as to why I haven’t given up yet, I’ve decided this is necessary. A list of all things bad:

  • I snore
  • I’m obese
  • I’m lazy
  • Walk too slowly
  • No boobs
  • Little friends
  • No more relationships
  • Kind of stupid
  • Talk too much
  • Whine too much
  • Emotionally detached
  • Asshole
  • No tact, little concern
  • Lame in groups
  • Pathetic
  • Can’t dance
  • Not a good listener
  • Always late
  • Lack the ability to fit in

I serve no contributive purpose at all. Might as well not even be here.

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